Sergeant Jeffords: No, this is police business. The flautist for the NYPD band retired, and I'm going to audition to take her spot. Captain Holt, you love music. Can you give me some pointers?
Captain Holt: I'd rather not. The music they play is dreck. Last month, they performed Sousa at a fallen officer's funeral. And the people were so appalled, they cried.
Charles: Or they were crying for the deceased.
Captain Holt: No, she was very unpopular. The band made them cry.