Jake: Ah, damn it, two of clubs is blank. That's not like him. So what are we missing here? Two chairs, two paintings. Oh, my God, the lamps.
Charles: But you told Terry that Franzia didn't care about lamps.
Jake: No, he loves lamps. I was just feeling attacked, so I lashed out, but why three identical lamps instead of two? Because they're not actually identical. The shade on this one is darker, and... [tunrs light on] Ooh! It's a blacklight.
[When Jake holds a playing card under the light, it has "Hello Peralta" written on it in invisible ink]
Jake: Yes, frickin' two of clubs. Turn off the overheads.
["This Time Jokers Are Wild" is written on the wall in invisible ink]
Jake: [gasps] Franzia!